There is a place named Hamburg, Germany and people there are called Hamburgers.
Seeing her two sons fighting over the last piece of pizza the mother said, "You boys should be acting more like Jesus, if He were here He would give His brother the last piece"
The older brother looked at his younger sibling and said, "Marty, you be Jesus"
A woman brought her 4-month-old baby to visit her neighbor. The baby began to fuss soon after they arrived.
Roger, the 5-year-old son of the neighbor she visited said, "Where did you get this little baby from?"
"He was sent from Heaven," the mother replied.
As the infant continued to cry and yell, the little boy said, "I bet I know why he was sent from Heaven. God wanted it quiet up there!"
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