Things I hate

I got this in an e-mail and I thouhgt it was so funny! so hope you enjoy it!!!



THINGS I HATE!!!!!
1.
People who point at their
wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?



2.
People who are willing to get off their butt
to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.



3.
When people say 'Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4.
When people say 'it's always the last place
you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?


5 .
When people say while watching a
film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.



6.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a
question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there,
did ya sunshine?



7.
When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8.
When people say 'life is short'. What the
heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here