Watch them

You must watch those two videos i just put on on the side lines. They're so funny!!!!! WATCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

This Weeks 50 Funny Facts

1.Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
2.Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
3.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
4.Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
5.The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
6.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
7.A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
8.It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
9.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
10. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
11.The youngest pope was 11 years old.
12.The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
13.A snail can sleep for 3 years.
14.China has more English speakers than the United States.
15.The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
16.A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
17.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
18.You share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?
19.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
20.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
21.The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
22."I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
23.The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
24.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
25.Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
26.Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
27.You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
28.The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
29.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
30.Cat's urine glows under a black light.
31.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
32.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
33.Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
34.Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
35.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
36.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
37.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
38.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
39.If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
40.Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
41.The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary.
42.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
43.Polar bears are left-handed.
44.The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
45.The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
46.Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.
47.More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
48.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
49.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
50.If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Wow, this is cool! I never knew when I had such a bunch of kids nad grandkids that we would all end up on a BLOG. I am very happy I had so many kinds and that they have all grown up and given me so many wonderful grandchildren,(of which Ahsley is one!) I am looking forward to Mother's Day when I hope everyone can come to dinner. But I am sure that sometimes people already have plans to go to their other grandma's houses too. I know Ashley's other grandparenet, the Greaves, and know that Kay would also like people to visit her on Mother's Day. We can just see what happens. Thanks Ashley for this fun BLOG.

Love, Grandma Graham

My mom is very sick. So i have to babysit my sisters and brother. They're being pretty good. And i'm getting 20 dollars a day for it too! It's awesome. I'm getting the phone next week. I'm so excited. So the next time half of you see me i will have the phone.:)

If you want to know about my family...check out my new blog!!!!!! Ashleysfamilyao2009.blogspot.com and...if you would like to hear about my aunt jennie and uncle matt... Go to mattandjenniesblog.blogspot.com

Do any of you know how to earn money? Not having a garage sale or a lemonade stand. Those don't work. Well my parents won't let me have a garage sale. Cuz we have nothing to sell. And we don't have any lemonade. So ya. If you have my ideas just leave them as a comment. Oh and no extra chores. I've already done 41 of those. A dollar each!!!!!! I have 5 from babysiting and sydney owes me 4.50. So have 50ish dollars. Hahaha:) so ya. Please comment

here's my plan to get my new pantech matrix. 1. Find the phone. Check on this one. I have found the phone on ksl.com. 2. Ask parents for phone. Check on this one too. I asked parents. They said you'll have to earn the money yourself. 3. Make a list of ways to earn the money. Here's my list. 1. Do extra chores 2. Garage sale 3. Car wash 4. Work 4 dad 5. Sell clothes to playtos closet 6. Sell thing to anyone 7. Mow the lawn 8. Ask morgan how 9. Babysit 10. Lemonade stand thats my list of ways to earn money. Now back to my plan to get the phone. 4. Pick some 5. Take 10 days to earn the money 6. Get money 7. Get phone 8. Set up phone 9. Live a long happy life w/ phone 10. Thank parents very much. and thats my plan to get my new phone

20 Funny Random Facts that will Make you Laugh

1. The Avenage bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites

2. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".

3. No president of the United States was an only child.

4. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

5. Most lipstick is partailly made of fish scales.

6. Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off

7. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

8. Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

9. In Sweden there is a ski-thru Mcdonalds.

10. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

11. Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.

12. A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.

13. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

14. A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 m.p.h

15. Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the U.S.

16. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

17. All polar bears are left handed.

18. All species of beetles are edible.

19. All the swans in England are property of the Queen

20. America once issued a 5-cent bill!


If you didn't think any of these were funny then you need to get a funny bone. Bcuz These are hilarious!!!!!!!

False alarm peoples. I found one on ksl for 115 so i'm getting that one. But i'm going to have to drive to sandy but that's ok:) yay!!!!!!:)

MIstakes. Everyone Makes them!!!!

Alright. so...uh...I made a mistake. You remember that phone right down there? WELL......Turns out it was 219 dollars. The 80 was if I bought it with a new contract and stuff. But I'm still doing tons of chores to get it. Haha Sorry 4 the confusion

L8st Pictures of Me

I luved these pictures so I'm showing them to you. I took all of them myself!!!!

My Future Phone

That is the phone I'm going to get. It's awesome!!!! And it's only 80 dollars!!!! I already have 7 from doing extra chores. I am bound ad determined to get this phone!! I am saving every penny!!!!! I can't wait!!! At this rate...I should have it in about a month!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can now blog from my cell phone!!!!!!! Its so exciting!!!!! I don't even know how it works!!!!!! It just does!!!!!! It's awesome! I luv having a cell phone:)

It works!!!!!!! Yay

Just seeing if this thing works

My Favs

Color: Turqouise
Song: Please Don't Leave Me
Animal: Husky
Show: So You Think You Can Dance/ Americas Next Top Model
Movie: Transformers
Food: Pizza
Candy: Anything With Carmel
Sport: Football
Store: Aeropostale or Hollister
Thing to do: Swing on swings or hang out with friends
Singer: I have alot. Lady GaGa, T.I, P!nk, FloRida, Sean Kingston
Actor: Adam Sandler, Edie Murphy
Actress: Salena Gomez
Genre of music: Pop Hip-Hop
Website: Blogger, Google
Hobby: Photography, Dancing
Book: The True Confessions of Charolete Doyle
Place: Outdoors
State: Utah
Age: 16
Flower: Gerbera Daisy
Tree: Palm
Time of day: 3:30
Item: Cell phone or Camera
Smell: Wet Cement
Article of Clothing: Shirts
Subject in School: Science
Model: Tyra Banks

Countdown to Last Day of School

If you go WAY down to the bottom of this page, I put a countdown until my last day of school. It's very interesting=)

Kaylees Party

I went to my friend Kaylees party last night. EVERYONE was there. Like seriously. All the pops, all of me and my friends, and all of the other people. Alot of people. It was really fun though. Brayden (my lillte friend) and his little friend (Alex) were the only 5th graders there. But they got alot of attention so that was good.

Me on Easter

Sorry. This is a little l8. Hehehe:)

Tayler and Madi

Our Star

Kaylee

In the making

Us and our castle

Last monday me, Madi, Tayler and kaylee went to the park. It was way fun!!! We played a bunch of sports and hide-and-go-seek and tag. and we made an awesome castle. It's awesome!!!!! there are a few highlights

Easter Party

We had a family pary on Sunday. It was really really fun!!! I had a blast. Here are a few pics

My dream

Alright. So I have found out alot more people read my blog than I thought. So I have decided to write everyday. Or every time I get on the computer. I might have nothing to say so i'll just write about the most random thing. It could range from popcorn(mmmmm....) to the sky. Wait...I have already written about the sky. Hahaha! Well you get the point. Oh I have to tell you about this crazy dream I had. I have to use code names just in case someone who knows the someone in the dream. If he found out my life would be OVER!!!!!!!

So I had a dream that me and... hmm...what should his name be? I got it!!!!1 His name Will be TREEce. Ok so I had a dream the other night that me and TREEce took a trip to space. Now TREEce;) and I have never even talked to each other in person (I've talked to him through a certain little cellular device.) So I have no idea how he got into my dream. OK so we were getting ready to go to space (with our fathers) and I forgot my hair stuff. So we go down into my room...and guess what comes out from under my bed?!? A bunch of baby rats and their mommy. They start talking to us and they're like you can't go!!! We need you to feed us or we'll die. So I'm like (in the dream) I don't want you little things in my room!!! DIE RATS DIE!!!!!they started spinning around and die a tragic death. So TREEce is like shocked at my power. So we get my hair stuff and go to space. So we're there floating in space...and we see this space monkey just floating outside. So TREEce is very amazed by this so he hops out of the shuttle and starts poking him. So I was like TREEce what in the world are you doing?!?! So he gets back in because he was running out of oxygen. So he gets back in and my dad has to preform CPR on him because he was dying. My dad's a paramedic if you didn't know. So he comes back to life and we continue our journey back to earth. When we get back to earth TREEce starts kissing the ground. So I took a picture of him and put it on the Internet and he got very mad and almost killed me. Then when he was done almost killing me he ran away Because I punched him in the gut. Then I woke up. It was the funniest dream ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Easter

i had Easter today. It was awesome. I Love Easter. I got this really cool hair thing that poofs my hair up. It's so cool. I Loved all my presents. Here's a picture of them.

There's lots more candy. I just chose not to show it off;) JK. Happy Easter everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

l8est picture of me

Aren't I beasutiful?!? :D JK

My Babies

Rachel

Sarah

Those are my cute little sisters. They are really annoying. But really cute. Sarah steals everything you have and then claims she isn't, so the parents believe her, and I have to clean up all of her messes, and Rachel's. Rachel needs constant care. That's the only thing that bothers me about her. Oh and she smells bad. That's it.

I took that picture

I loved that picture. I thought it looked like heaven. I don't know. I was just taking random pictures (I do that alot) And took one of the sun/sky and that's how it turned out. I thought it looked very professional.

Aiden

That is my new little brother Aiden. He is so cool! He is a little annoying at times...but aren't we all?!? He's awesome. he has like 5 different pairs of the coolest shoes in the world, and he's only four!!!!! He has freaking awesome socks too!!!!He's awesome! Just look at him!!!